Random Item Wednesday - Ch ch ch ch ch

Time for another Random Item Wednesday! Can you figure out the clue we gave in the headline?

Today's item is this heavy duty machete. According to the manufacturer, it's great for surveyors, construction workers, landscapers, hikers... anyone that needs to clear off weeds or brush.

However, when it comes to a machete like this, we can really only think of one use. Use it to do your best impression of this guy. (Hey, Halloween is coming up in a few weeks!)

Random Item Wednesday

Are you looking for a new hobby? Or maybe thinking about running away to join a circus or carnival? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then have we got the thing for you!

It's the Complete Knife Throwing Guide by Gil Hibben! In it, you'll learn exciting things like how to throw knives from a distance, choosing the right knife to throw and how to build knife-throwing targets! (No word on if the guide covers throwing knives at human targets without killing or maiming them.)

So order your Complete Knife Throwing Guide today and get started on your new, exciting talent! With skills like these, you'll be the life of any party! And chicks will really dig it too - just ask this guy.